Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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