yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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