He disabled his match.com account in front of me
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just high enough for therapy.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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