did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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