Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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