Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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