Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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