one two three fourrrrnication!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Sober January is a disaster.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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