Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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