i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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