Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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