I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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