I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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