now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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