He asked to "fluff my boner.."
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
