Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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