i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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