I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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