What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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