Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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