You surviving the open bar?
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she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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