that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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