You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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