I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
How did I end up in the pool?!
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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