i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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