A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
