He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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