small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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