At least make sure they are 18
Why
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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