Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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