Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
foreskin is a definite game changer
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
