how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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