4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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