My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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