i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
So squirting runs in the family.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
PANTIES FOUND
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