Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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