doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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