I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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