I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We named our party play list daddy issues
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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