if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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