So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You took a bar mat shot.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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