i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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