You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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