I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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