i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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