That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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