My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I have post one night stand depression
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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