After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize