wat bout pragnant strippers??
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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