Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
