yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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