we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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