First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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